Never Say To A Cop

desertrat

desertrat

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NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be
a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
 
rack'm

rack'm

Jaded
It's not a good idea at 1:18am to say, "yes Occifer, I know I was doing 65 in a 55, but there was no one around but you and I"
 
mygoldnhorse

mygoldnhorse

Cowgirl Up
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

:killingme This is my favorite. They do love their donuts!
 
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Gummie

Member
A few years ago, our Boy Scout troop took a bus tour to New York city. We did the Statue of Liberty, Ellis Island, the Twin Towers, Times Square, etc.

The most excited they got was as we were going down a street and there were two of New York finest outside a donut shop. The comment was, "Wow, just like on TV."
 
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stormer41

New Member
Speaking of donuts......
My husband and I were out sometime last week at the new Foodlion in Lusby.
There must have been about 5 cop cars in the parking lot all in a row.
The first thing that came to my mind was.....Oh my god....they are all in Dunkin Donuts....lol
Of couse my husband said, now that's not nice and was just wrong of me to say that.....

Well it turned out that I was right, all of them were in the donut shop together.
 
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