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A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On > his first day he took
off his clothes and started to wander > around the area. A gorgeous
petite blonde walked by, and the man > immediately got an erection.
The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, "did you
call for me?" The man replied, "No, what do you mean?"
She said, "You must be new here. Let me > explain. It's a rule here
that if you get an erection, it implies > you called for me." Smiling,
she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel
eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the > colony's facilities. He
entered the sauna and as he sat down, he > farted. Within seconds a
huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. "Did you
call for me? " asked the hairy man. "No, what do you mean," replied the
newcomer? "You must be new." answered the hairy man. "It's a rule
that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man
easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the
newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he
was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you" she
asked. "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can
keep the $500 membership fee." But, sir, she replied, "you've only been
here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.
"Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but
I fart 15 times a day.
I'm outta here!
off his clothes and started to wander > around the area. A gorgeous
petite blonde walked by, and the man > immediately got an erection.
The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, "did you
call for me?" The man replied, "No, what do you mean?"
She said, "You must be new here. Let me > explain. It's a rule here
that if you get an erection, it implies > you called for me." Smiling,
she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel
eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the > colony's facilities. He
entered the sauna and as he sat down, he > farted. Within seconds a
huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. "Did you
call for me? " asked the hairy man. "No, what do you mean," replied the
newcomer? "You must be new." answered the hairy man. "It's a rule
that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man
easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the
newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he
was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you" she
asked. "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can
keep the $500 membership fee." But, sir, she replied, "you've only been
here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.
"Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but
I fart 15 times a day.
I'm outta here!
