New country music song titles

[Sharon]

Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out

You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa

Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart

I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day

She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me

The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long

Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi

I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf

Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy

 

[mainman]

Originally posted by Sharon
She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me

The Montgomery Gentry song "She Changed Her Mind" (When She Couldn't Change Me)
I could see changing the lyrics around and keeping the tune for that one.....

 

[jazz lady]

Let me guess...you loved them so much the first time, Sharon...

(hey - I got to it before KK!)

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by jazz lady
Let me guess...you loved them so much the first time, Sharon...

Actually I did...I really, really did.

I changed the order around this time, so it's new and improved.:razz2:
...it's been a year - sheesh!

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Sharon
...it's been a year - sheesh!

Maybe we need to invoke a "statute of limitations" for joke posting - anything older than a year is fair game.

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by jazz lady
Maybe we need to invoke a "statute of limitations" for joke posting - anything older than a year is fair game.

Put a 2-month clause in there for Jushangn.

 

[Ken King]

I think there should be a five post penalty for repeating your own post and no time restriction.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Sharon
Put a 2-month clause in there for Jushangn.

And only a month if he reposts his own.

So I guess I can't break bad on your "corporate mergers" post since the statute of limitations has run out on it. KK will be so disappointed.

 

[Ken King]

Originally posted by jazz lady
And only a month if he reposts his own.

So I guess I can't break bad on your "corporate mergers" post since the statute of limitations has run out on it. KK will be so disappointed.

To hell with a statute of limitation. Fine them for repeats, hit 'em hard if it's one of their own. No mercy for the weakminded .