With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual prowess, a whole line of drugs oriented toward improving the performance of men in today's society. Here are a few of the new ones:
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72% of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hair-style.
BUYAGRA - Married men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on politicians, religious leaders, and presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be lie convincingly when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in extre-strength versions for politicians and religious leaders.
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72% of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hair-style.
BUYAGRA - Married men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on politicians, religious leaders, and presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be lie convincingly when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in extre-strength versions for politicians and religious leaders.
