New Elite Special Forces Unit...

[belvak]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces. These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists...

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday

 

[Bann]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces. These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists...

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday

I loved this so much I borrowed it for my FB page!

 

[sockgirl77]

I loved this so much I borrowed it for my FB page!

It has been all over FB all day today.

 

[Bann]

It has been all over FB all day today.

I meant to say that I borrowed it from her FB page, for my FB page.

But I don't get on FB all during the day while I'm at work, so I didn't see it before I saw it on her page.

 

[belvak]

I meant to say that I borrowed it from her FB page, for my FB page.

But I don't get on FB all during the day while I'm at work, so I didn't see it before I saw it on her page.

I didn't see it until I got home either!