New export: Russian nutz

[Monello]

I sure hope that kiss was worth it. OUCH

A married TV presenter who took a mystery blonde stranger to a sauna then kissed her - passed out and woke up without his testicles.

Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, from Moscow, was out drinking at his local bar when an attractive woman approached him and struck up a conversation.
Shortly afterwards they hailed a taxi and went to a nearby sauna, where he helped himself to a beer and they smooched, according to LifeNews.Ru.

The next thing he remembers is waking up, feeling an acute pain below the waist and noticing blood on his pants.

That's just nuts

 

[Gummie]

Not mountain oysters, but Russian oysters!

 

[Blister]

What is the going rate for a pair of used bawls?

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Guessing this is more of a revenge thing than an organ harvesting thing.

Something I've always wondered can you get an errection without balls?