GopherM
Darwin was right
Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots -- shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.
Here are some new ones to potentially add to your vocabulary.
A * Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *James Joyce* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson * - looked straight, but wasn't.
An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
A *German* - a hookenf--ker
A *Linda Rondstat* - blew by you
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *Teddy Kennedy* - didn't make it over the water
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Son-in Law* - not exactly the shot I had in mind
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have used a driver
A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good
A *circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A *Prom Putt* - all lip and no hole
A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole
A *Rush Limbaugh* - too far to the right
A *Nancy Pelosi* - too far to the left
Here are some new ones to potentially add to your vocabulary.
A * Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *James Joyce* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson * - looked straight, but wasn't.
An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
A *German* - a hookenf--ker
A *Linda Rondstat* - blew by you
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *Teddy Kennedy* - didn't make it over the water
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Son-in Law* - not exactly the shot I had in mind
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have used a driver
A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good
A *circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A *Prom Putt* - all lip and no hole
A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole
A *Rush Limbaugh* - too far to the right
A *Nancy Pelosi* - too far to the left
