chernmax
NOT Politically Correct!!
I think women should gt a deduction for putting up with some of these... 
> > The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
> > This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around
> > unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is
> > pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it
> > has two dependents and they are both nuts!
> >
> > HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will now be taxed
> > according to size.
> >
> > The brackets are as follows:
> >
> > 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
> > 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
> > 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
> > 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
> >
> > Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
> >
> > Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.
> >
> > PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
> > The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
> > This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around
> > unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is
> > pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it
> > has two dependents and they are both nuts!
> >
> > HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will now be taxed
> > according to size.
> >
> > The brackets are as follows:
> >
> > 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
> > 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
> > 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
> > 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
> >
> > Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
> >
> > Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.
> >
> > PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION