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Damitol
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8
hours.
St. Mom’s Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
Empty Nestrogen
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by
enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and
how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
Peptobimbo
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed
before an evening out increases breast size, decreases
intelligence, and improves flirting.
Dumerol
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q.
causing enjoyment of country western music.
Flipitor
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road
rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
Antiboyotics
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in
improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money
spent on make-up.
Menicillin
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to
such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person... can
we get naked now?"
Buyagra
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases
potency and duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying
frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny
Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
JackAsspirin
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
birthday, anniversary or phone number.
Antitalksident
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too
eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
Sexcedrin
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear,
I have a headache," syndrome.
Ragamat
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation
as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and
trouble of doing it herself.
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8
hours.
St. Mom’s Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
Empty Nestrogen
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by
enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and
how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
Peptobimbo
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed
before an evening out increases breast size, decreases
intelligence, and improves flirting.
Dumerol
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q.
causing enjoyment of country western music.
Flipitor
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road
rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
Antiboyotics
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in
improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money
spent on make-up.
Menicillin
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to
such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person... can
we get naked now?"
Buyagra
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases
potency and duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying
frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny
Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
JackAsspirin
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
birthday, anniversary or phone number.
Antitalksident
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too
eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
Sexcedrin
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear,
I have a headache," syndrome.
Ragamat
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation
as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and
trouble of doing it herself.
