New Member Introduction!

mamatutu

mama to two
Hello everyone,
I am the newest member here and just wanted to drop by and introduce myself.

I am up late, so I will be the first to welcome you. Hold on to your britches because this forum is opinionated, fun, hilarious, eye opening, informative, educational, irritating, addictive, and sometimes, life changing. :howdy:
 
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bcp

In My Opinion
Are you female?
if so
are you of a "larger" size


Who is your MPD.

almost forgot.
Why do you hate Jesus?
 

Im_Me

Active Member
Are you female?
if so
are you of a "larger" size


Who is your MPD.

almost forgot.
Why do you hate Jesus?

So is this the "any-new-member-is-an-old-member-MPD" welcome or the "test-them-right-away-and-see-if-they-crack" welcome.

BTW Welcome to the forum.
 

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
Most new members don't show up at 1:25am with a picture AV and only one post.

I'm betting MPD and I'll also go out on a limb and say the MPD answered itself at 1:41am. :lmao:
 

thurley42

HY;FR
I am up late, so I will be the first to welcome you. Hold on to your britches because this forum is opinionated, fun, hilarious, eye opening, informative, educational, irritating, addictive, and sometimes, life changing. :howdy:

For real?
 

bcp

In My Opinion
So is this the "any-new-member-is-an-old-member-MPD" welcome or the "test-them-right-away-and-see-if-they-crack" welcome.

BTW Welcome to the forum.

I just wanted to be the first one to do it for a change.
 

Bann

Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
PREMO Member
Most new members don't show up at 1:25am with a picture AV and only one post.

I'm betting MPD and I'll also go out on a limb and say the MPD answered itself at 1:41am. :lmao:

:bann: Took the words right outta my mouth!
 
Must be one of those nocturnal forum members. One post to introduce his/herself and then they went to go make a 1:30 a.m. sandwich and a bowl of cereal and forgot they posted with that screen name and logged on to the other. :coffee:
 

Vince

......
Are you female?
if so
are you of a "larger" size
Who is your MPD.
almost forgot.
Why do you hate Jesus?

So is this the "any-new-member-is-an-old-member-MPD" welcome or the "test-them-right-away-and-see-if-they-crack" welcome.

BTW Welcome to the forum.
Those are the new questions. The old ones were:

Are you married?
Do you ride a motorcycle?
What is your bra size?

You know, normal stuff.
 

Bann

Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
PREMO Member
Those are the new questions. The old ones were:

Are you married?
Do you ride a motorcycle?
What is your bra size?

You know, normal stuff.
I think I was also asked if I was chubby. :dance:
 

Toxick

Splat
You forgot "what color are your areolas?" :roflmao:



No, no, no...


You can't just blurt out a word like areolas. You have to be subtle.
The proper way of asking this delicate question is:





"Brown or Pink?"




(Incidentally, this is also asked pre-coitus to determine the route desired)
 
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