New Member Introduction!

[Scribbler33]

Hello everyone,
I am the newest member here and just wanted to drop by and introduce myself.

 

[mamatutu]

Hello everyone,
I am the newest member here and just wanted to drop by and introduce myself.

I am up late, so I will be the first to welcome you. Hold on to your britches because this forum is opinionated, fun, hilarious, eye opening, informative, educational, irritating, addictive, and sometimes, life changing.

 

[struggler44]

Hello everyone,
I am the newest member here and just wanted to drop by and introduce myself.

Are you a sinner.... Welcome

 

[glhs837]

Are you a sinner.... Welcome

Some of us are not so worried about that, unless of course your sins hurt people That we all pretty much agree is a bad thing......

 

[belvak]

 

[bcp]

Are you female?
if so
are you of a "larger" size


Who is your MPD.

almost forgot.
Why do you hate Jesus?

 

[Im_Me]

Are you female?
if so
are you of a "larger" size


Who is your MPD.

almost forgot.
Why do you hate Jesus?

So is this the "any-new-member-is-an-old-member-MPD" welcome or the "test-them-right-away-and-see-if-they-crack" welcome.

BTW Welcome to the forum.

 

[Baja28]

Most new members don't show up at 1:25am with a picture AV and only one post.

I'm betting MPD and I'll also go out on a limb and say the MPD answered itself at 1:41am.

 

[thurley42]

I am up late, so I will be the first to welcome you. Hold on to your britches because this forum is opinionated, fun, hilarious, eye opening, informative, educational, irritating, addictive, and sometimes, life changing.

For real?

 

[bcp]

So is this the "any-new-member-is-an-old-member-MPD" welcome or the "test-them-right-away-and-see-if-they-crack" welcome.

BTW Welcome to the forum.

I just wanted to be the first one to do it for a change.

 

[Bann]

Most new members don't show up at 1:25am with a picture AV and only one post.

I'm betting MPD and I'll also go out on a limb and say the MPD answered itself at 1:41am.

Took the words right outta my mouth!

 

[withrespect]

Must be one of those nocturnal forum members. One post to introduce his/herself and then they went to go make a 1:30 a.m. sandwich and a bowl of cereal and forgot they posted with that screen name and logged on to the other.

 

[Vince]

Are you female?
if so
are you of a "larger" size
Who is your MPD.
almost forgot.
Why do you hate Jesus?

So is this the "any-new-member-is-an-old-member-MPD" welcome or the "test-them-right-away-and-see-if-they-crack" welcome.

BTW Welcome to the forum.

Those are the new questions. The old ones were:

Are you married?
Do you ride a motorcycle?
What is your bra size?

You know, normal stuff.

 

[withrespect]

Those are the new questions. The old ones were:

Are you married?
Do you ride a motorcycle?
What is your bra size?

You know, normal stuff.

You forgot "what color are your areolas?"

 

[Toxick]

Hello everyone,
I am the newest member here and just wanted to drop by and introduce myself.

Interesting.


Many many hundreds of years ago, Scribbler was my screen name. On account'a I used to draw for a living.

 

[RoseRed]

And the titanium leg.

 

[Bann]

Those are the new questions. The old ones were:

Are you married?
Do you ride a motorcycle?
What is your bra size?

You know, normal stuff.

I think I was also asked if I was chubby.

 

[bcp]

I think I was also asked if I was chubby.

I didnt want to steal that classic question right out, so I went with the "larger" sized question.

 

[Baja28]

Those are the new questions. The old ones were:

Are you married?
Do you ride a motorcycle?
What is your bra size?

You know, normal stuff.

You forgot "what color are your areolas?"

What kinda beer you drink?
Who's your driver?

 

[Toxick]

You forgot "what color are your areolas?"

No, no, no...


You can't just blurt out a word like areolas. You have to be subtle.
The proper way of asking this delicate question is:





"Brown or Pink?"




(Incidentally, this is also asked pre-coitus to determine the route desired)