Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an
excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f =greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m =pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t =tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y =dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a =apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e =girdle
f = barf
g =lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s =pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y =gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e =tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t =sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f =greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m =pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t =tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y =dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a =apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e =girdle
f = barf
g =lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s =pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y =gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e =tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t =sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.