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Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
7-1/2 minutes. Kept the car warranty gal strung along for 7 1/2 minutes before the hangup. Next goal is 10 minutes. I got this.

I've discovered that a mixture of gross naivety and feigned desperation (OMG..my warranty is expiring????..we have to DO something), mixed in equal parts, is the key to sucking them in and stringing them along.
 

Kyle

ULTRA-F###ING-MAGA!
PREMO Member
7-1/2 minutes. Kept the car warranty gal strung along for 7 1/2 minutes before the hangup. Next goal is 10 minutes. I got this.

I've discovered that a mixture of gross naivety and feigned desperation (OMG..my warranty is expiring????..we have to DO something), mixed in equal parts, is the key to sucking them in and stringing them along.
Next time, do it with an Amish accent and ask if Colic, Ring-Worm and Bowed Tendons are covered.
 
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