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Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that he has “irrefutable” evidence that Iraq is behind the massive snowstorm that crippled the nation’s capital for several days. “Our intelligence sources intercepted telephone conversations among Iraqi scientists discussing a secret weather machine that can cause storms of mass disruption,” Powell told the few reporters who were able to make it through the snow to the State Department. “Saddam Hussein has the power to bring our government to its knees whenever he desires to bury Washington with several feet of snow. And he could do this to Paris or Berlin. This is why we must attack him now without further delay,” Powell urged in remarks clearly intended for members of the U.N. security council pushing for more time for further inspections.