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A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her
> life by throwing herself into the ocean.
>
> She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water
> when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier,
> crying.
>
> He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm
> off to Europe in the morning, and if you like; I can stow you away on my
> ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
> closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you
> happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>
> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
> fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the
> sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
>
> From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
> fruit, and th! ey made passionate love until dawn.
>
> Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
> the captain.
>
> "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
>
> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get
> food
> and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>
> "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
>
> life by throwing herself into the ocean.
>
> She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water
> when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier,
> crying.
>
> He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm
> off to Europe in the morning, and if you like; I can stow you away on my
> ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
> closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you
> happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>
> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
> fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the
> sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
>
> From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
> fruit, and th! ey made passionate love until dawn.
>
> Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
> the captain.
>
> "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
>
> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get
> food
> and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>
> "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
>