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FIGHT CLUB !
A new veterinarian moves to West Virgina because the old one is retiring.
The old vet takes the new vet into town and introduces him around to the farmers. The last stop was MR.Johnson's farm.
The old vet tells the new vet that MR. Johnson doesn't except outsiders very well and that his animals are all he has left since his wife died 10 years ago.
Upon introduction, MR. Johnson is very rude and says to the new vet, that there fancy diploma don't mean you know anything about animals.
The new vet replies, yes this is true but however I can talk to animals and they can talk to me!
MR Johnson and the old vet bust out laughing, then MR Johnson says Ok hotshot lets go into the barn and you can talk to my mule.
MR Johnson and the old vet are still cracking up.
The new vet walks over to the Mule and asks how MR Johnson has been treating him.
The mule replies with a few winny's and a few hee ha's.
Mr Johnson and the old vet stop laughing with MR. Johnson asking, what did the mule say?
The new vet said that the mule says you keep him warm in the barn at night and feed everyday and has no complaints, so he pules your cart and plows for you.
MR Johnson's says is that right? Ask my Cow what she thinks.
The new vet asks the Cow the same question he asked the Mule.
How has MR. Johnson been treating you?
The cow lets out a few moos then pauses and lets out a few more moo's
The new vet says to Mr Johnson, your cow likes you very much and said that you keep her warm in the barn at night and feed her everyday, so she gives you milk.
MR. Johnson and the old vet look at each other in amazement as the new vet is walking toward the sheep pen.
Then MR. Johnson runs over and grabs the new vet by the arm and says you got the job here on this farm sonny and starts guiding the new vet toward the barn door.
The new vets says MR. Johnson don't you want to know what the sheep have to say about you....
Oh hell no! Boy them sheep are a bunch of damn liars ya can't believe a word they say.
The old vet takes the new vet into town and introduces him around to the farmers. The last stop was MR.Johnson's farm.
The old vet tells the new vet that MR. Johnson doesn't except outsiders very well and that his animals are all he has left since his wife died 10 years ago.
Upon introduction, MR. Johnson is very rude and says to the new vet, that there fancy diploma don't mean you know anything about animals.
The new vet replies, yes this is true but however I can talk to animals and they can talk to me!
MR Johnson and the old vet bust out laughing, then MR Johnson says Ok hotshot lets go into the barn and you can talk to my mule.
MR Johnson and the old vet are still cracking up.
The new vet walks over to the Mule and asks how MR Johnson has been treating him.
The mule replies with a few winny's and a few hee ha's.
Mr Johnson and the old vet stop laughing with MR. Johnson asking, what did the mule say?
The new vet said that the mule says you keep him warm in the barn at night and feed everyday and has no complaints, so he pules your cart and plows for you.
MR Johnson's says is that right? Ask my Cow what she thinks.
The new vet asks the Cow the same question he asked the Mule.
How has MR. Johnson been treating you?
The cow lets out a few moos then pauses and lets out a few more moo's
The new vet says to Mr Johnson, your cow likes you very much and said that you keep her warm in the barn at night and feed her everyday, so she gives you milk.
MR. Johnson and the old vet look at each other in amazement as the new vet is walking toward the sheep pen.
Then MR. Johnson runs over and grabs the new vet by the arm and says you got the job here on this farm sonny and starts guiding the new vet toward the barn door.
The new vets says MR. Johnson don't you want to know what the sheep have to say about you....
Oh hell no! Boy them sheep are a bunch of damn liars ya can't believe a word they say.
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