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Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee have solutions as yet!<o
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The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.<o></o>
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.<o></o>
The <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">Clinton</st1:city></st1lace> Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.<o></o>
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.<o></o>
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.<o></o>
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.<o></o>
The <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">Arnold</st1:city></st1lace> Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.<o></o>
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.<o></o>
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.<o></o>
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.<o></o>
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.<o></o>
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.<o></o>
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows.
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> </o>The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.<o
></o>The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.<o
></o>The <st1
lace w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">Clinton</st1:city></st1lace> Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.<o></o>The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.<o
></o>The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.<o
></o>The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.<o
></o>The <st1
lace w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">Arnold</st1:city></st1lace> Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.<o></o>The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.<o
></o>The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.<o
></o>The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.<o
></o>The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.<o
></o>The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.<o
></o>The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows.
