New Year resolutions for pets

[harleygirl]

New Years Resolutions for Pets

12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
11. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
10. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
9. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.
8. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.
7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
6. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my ass.
5. Always scoot before licking.
4. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
3. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.
2. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

1. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND

 

[Softballkid]

Some of them I could so see my dog thinkin/doin...hahaha

 

[jazz lady]

New Years Resolutions for Pets

AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

1. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND

Now who would do that to their pet?

 

[BS Gal]

I will not chase the laser pointer beam around the room and skid across the hardwood floor into walls.

 

[BS Gal]

I will NOT allow my owner to put my new booties on and then prance around like an ostrich on crack.

 

[ocean733]

I will not chase the laser pointer beam around the room and skid across the hardwood floor into walls.

 

[gumby]

I love #5

 

[onebdzee]

I will figure out how to push that little boy in the pool....especially after he throws my favorite ball in it

 

[teverheart2002]

Too funny!!