I resolve to stop oil frying stuff in my house. It's messy, it makes the house smell, and there's no point in it. The chicken I turned out tonight was good, but it wasn't good enough to not have a professional do that dirty work. I could have easily gotten fried chicken from the gas station and Nashville hotted it myself (which also turned out to be a mess but that was due to user error and not something that's just a normal part of the deal).