WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being sworn in as a Supreme Court justice, Amy Coney Barrett immediately issued a decree that all women are to wear red handmaid's outfits for the rest of their lives.
"Execute papal order 66," she said, her eyes glowing red. "Implement the theocratic state."
Barrett sent out squads of soldiers to round up women and make sure they wear the garment at all times. All women are now required to bear at least seventeen babies.
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"Execute papal order 66," she said, her eyes glowing red. "Implement the theocratic state."
Barrett sent out squads of soldiers to round up women and make sure they wear the garment at all times. All women are now required to bear at least seventeen babies.
Newly Sworn-In ACB Immediately Orders All Nation's Women To Wear Handmaid's Outfit
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being sworn in as a Supreme Court justice, Amy Coney Barrett immediately issued a decree that all women are to wear red handmaid's outfits for the rest of their lives.
babylonbee.com