ZARA
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It was a beautiful summer day when Beth and Tony said their vows and dedicated their lives to one another. As the wedding reception began winding down, the couple’s parents stood together and had one last toast and piece of advice to share, “Be sure you start your marriage off right and pick your battles wisely. Remember that you are a team and every team has a captain.” Everyone cheered, the couple kissed, and off they went to enjoy their Honeymoon.
Later that day, the newly wed’s arrived at the resort and hurried off to the Honeymoon Suite. The Groom, in keeping with the advice of their parents, took his pants off, tossed them to his Bride, and said, “Put these on.” The lovely Bride picked his pants up and replied, “These are much too big for me. I can’t wear them.” “That’s right. I wear the pants in the family and don’t you ever forget it,” the Groom stated.
The lovely Bride smiled her sweetest, most enduring smile, filled with so much love, took her panties off, tossed them at her Groom and said, “Here, put these on.” The Groom raised an eye brow, looked at her in disbelief, and replied, “I can’t get into these!” The Bride smiled even wider and said, “You are correct. And if you don’t change your attitude RIGHT NOW you never will again.”
Later that day, the newly wed’s arrived at the resort and hurried off to the Honeymoon Suite. The Groom, in keeping with the advice of their parents, took his pants off, tossed them to his Bride, and said, “Put these on.” The lovely Bride picked his pants up and replied, “These are much too big for me. I can’t wear them.” “That’s right. I wear the pants in the family and don’t you ever forget it,” the Groom stated.
The lovely Bride smiled her sweetest, most enduring smile, filled with so much love, took her panties off, tossed them at her Groom and said, “Here, put these on.” The Groom raised an eye brow, looked at her in disbelief, and replied, “I can’t get into these!” The Bride smiled even wider and said, “You are correct. And if you don’t change your attitude RIGHT NOW you never will again.”
