slik
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I remember this from when I was a kid (a long time ago) - but it's still funny.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed in front of each other for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to you feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, No, No my momma told me it was tolio, it only affects the toes."
He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of mangled knees.
"Dear God ! What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"I also had kneesles when I was young."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, momma said it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said, "Oh wait - don't tell me; when you were a kid you had smallcox too!"
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed in front of each other for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to you feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, No, No my momma told me it was tolio, it only affects the toes."
He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of mangled knees.
"Dear God ! What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"I also had kneesles when I was young."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, momma said it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said, "Oh wait - don't tell me; when you were a kid you had smallcox too!"