News of the Gross, er, Weird

[Tonio]

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw040307.html

Among the anticipated products at the February American International Toy Fair in New York City (according to the New York Post) were a gun that shoots boogers, a squeezable doll that smells like rotten eggs, a flea (based on a pro wrestling character) that emits rank body odors after warning "I'm gonna blow," and a dissectible brain that oozes slime.

 

[vraiblonde]

:disappointed: I thought this was going to be another thread about

 

[dustin]

Also at the show, St. Petersburg, Fla., inventor Tim Engler was pushing his pump-operated, heavy squirt-gun artillery that mounts on bicycles.

I WANT THIS!

From a Jan. 1 police report in the Gainesville (Fla.) Sun: A motorist who was clocked at 15 mph over the speed limit in Waldo, Fla., claimed that since state troopers' policy is to give a 5 mph leeway before ticketing, and since Waldo police often claim to give a 10 mph leeway, he thought the two leeway speeds could be combined to allow him to drive 15 mph over the limit. [Gainesville Sun, 1-1-04]

Everyone knows you DO NOT speed through Waldo. They will bust you for 1mph over. What an idjeet.