NFL comes clean on their business model...

[Larry Gude]

NFL wants pat-downs from ankles up at all stadiums

The NFL wants all fans patted down from the ankles up this season to improve fan safety.

Under the new "enhanced" pat-down procedures, the NFL wants all 32 clubs to search fans from the ankles to the knees as well as the waist up. Previously, security guards only patted down fans from the waist up while looking for booze, weapons or other banned items.

"Sir, please bend over and grab ahold of your ankles while I 'enhance' your NFL experience and don't even make me taze you, bro..."

 

[Rael]

NFL wants pat-downs from ankles up at all stadiums




"Sir, please bend over and grab ahold of your ankles while I 'enhance' your NFL experience and don't even make me taze you, bro..."

Another great reason to stay home and watch with a better picture, detail, play-by-play analysis, and convenient facilities. And cheaper beer.

 

[desertrat]

NFL wants pat-downs from ankles up at all stadiums




"Sir, please bend over and grab ahold of your ankles while I 'enhance' your NFL experience and don't even make me taze you, bro..."

Well, I think the packer fans should be allowed to pack.

 

[MrZ06]

I'm not worrid about the pat downs. I smuggle all of my food and booze in my prison wallet.