No. It's not a cat it's...

[justhangn]

An un-programmable animal.
A four footed allergen.
A hair relocation expert.
A treat-seeking missile.
A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.
A small, furry lap fungus.

 

[jazz lady]

That they are!

 

[giggles04]

Too funny and too true!

 

[Kyle]

You forgot:

"Tomorrows Special at the Pagoda Garden"

 

[Jimbo]

and

"...a self propelled Doggie Chew Toy"

(I'm sick. I know)

 

[Sharon]

It's not a cat it's...

BAIT!