"No, it's not that time of the month--you're just being a pain in the a$$."

[Tonio]

I used to think that PMS was made up by male jerks to excuse their own irresponsible behavior. Like this:

Wife: "I've told you 10 times today to take out the garbage, and you still haven't done it!"

Husband: "You sound upset. Is it that time of the month?"

Wife then reaches for her .38 Smith & Wesson.

 

[nomoney]