No neck suspect sought in driveby shooting

[PeoplesElbow]

Calvert County Sheriff's Office Seeking Suspect After Road Rage Leads to Drive-By Shooting in Solomons

On August 7, 2020 Calvert County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to the report of a drive-by shooting that occurred along Route 4 and Dowell Road in Solomons, MD. The victim’s vehicle was struck by one round from a suspected 9mm handgun after a road rage incident.

smnewsnet.com

 

[NorthBeachPerso]

You can't make that kind of stuff up.

 

[LightRoasted]

If I may ...

You can't make that kind of stuff up.

Sure you can. You're just too lazy.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

He has no neck? Where does he keep his head?

You make this way too easy...

 

[AnthonyJames]

He has no neck? Where does he keep his head?

I remember years ago my gf and I were necking. A cop snuck up and said put your neck back in your pants.

 

[slowlane]

"Whoever first called it "Necking", was a poor judge of anatomy." - - Groucho Marx

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Damn you PeoplesElbow, I've been trying to behave and avoid temptation by staying off the forums and you keep dragging me back. That was pretty funny and my mind didn't even go there. Well-played.

Been wondering where you were.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Trying to behave myself - it's not second nature to me believe it or not.

Lol, is a spanking in order?

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Not at all helpful PeoplesElbow

I'm always helpful

 

[PeoplesElbow]

It's never been a disaster yet

 

[BernieP]

Yeah pursuit of pleasure w/disastrous consequences. Not sure who's worse you or me.

 

[BernieP]

Just what are you trying to say here Bernie - I'm worse than PeoplesElbow?

No, I was volunteering as a suitable winner but don't slap me, it's the new me and I might just slap back.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

That's okay I like roughhousing.

So a spanking was in order.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Probably deserved it.