No work today

Dupontster

Would THIS face lie?
"I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come
workie today, I rearrie sick. I got headache, stomachache and my regs hurt. I no come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel that way, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you
say and I feer rearrie great! I be work soon....Oh, you got nice house too!"
 

unixpirate

Pitty Party
Dupontster said:
"I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come
workie today, I rearrie sick. I got headache, stomachache and my regs hurt. I no come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel that way, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you
say and I feer rearrie great! I be work soon....Oh, you got nice house too!"

Heard it before but always a good one. :lmao:
 
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