chernmax
NOT Politically Correct!!
A man dies and is stopped at the gates of heaven by St. Peter who states, in order to enter heaven, you most have performed one noble act in your lifetime.
The guy states, well there was this time I saw a young lady surrounded by bikers sexually harassing her and I jumped in the middle of them, grabbed the biggest biker, smacked him in the head, punched him in the mouth and kicked him in the nuts. I then stated if any of you ever touch her again, I would OWN you all…
Wow St. Peter say’s, that was very noble of you. St Peter then say’s, but looking through your file, I don’t see any record of this, when did this happen? The guy say’s, OOOhhh about a minute ago!!!
The guy states, well there was this time I saw a young lady surrounded by bikers sexually harassing her and I jumped in the middle of them, grabbed the biggest biker, smacked him in the head, punched him in the mouth and kicked him in the nuts. I then stated if any of you ever touch her again, I would OWN you all…
Wow St. Peter say’s, that was very noble of you. St Peter then say’s, but looking through your file, I don’t see any record of this, when did this happen? The guy say’s, OOOhhh about a minute ago!!!
