Nobody is talking about this ........

[GURPS]

THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA CANDLE



Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

 

[Tech]

You can get the same aroma from Homesick Candles. Just order the New Jersey candle.

 

[PrchJrkr]

I remember back in the day, Penthouse magazine had a "scratch and sniff" centerfold that was lilac scented. The readers blew up the comments section of the next month's edition.

 

[BOP]

Bubba Klinton had a cigar that smelled like a vee-jay-jay.

 

[frequentflier]

Gywneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like tuna fish?

Burn it and every cat in the neighborhood will be pawing at your front door

 

[GregV814]

Most entrepreneurs looking to better society and make a few bucks , look for a solution to a problem..

Was the LGBTQ community suffering with some malady or something?

 

[Hijinx]

I might get one just to see what a steam cleaned Vagina smells like.

 

[GregV814]

This just in : Mayor “Pete” is releasing his line of products for that special metrosexual man in you life!!! “BUTTSMELL” will be available on -line and at your local Starbucks later this month!!

Proceeds will donated to his presidential campaign and HGTV.

 

[vraiblonde]

Now I'm picturing the R&D process and I didn't need that image in my head.

 

[Gilligan]

One of my more astute friends postulated: "Wait...how do we know it's hers? What if it's her housekeepers?..or a neighbors..and she's just passing it off as hers?"

He has a point.

 

[Lurk]

One of my more astute friends postulated: "Wait...how do we know it's hers? What if it's her housekeepers?..or a neighbors..and she's just passing it off as hers?"

He has a point.

VaJaJa scent. Might be one of the next Vaping flavors.

 

[Tech]

This just in : Mayor “Pete” is releasing his line of products for that special metrosexual man in you life!!! “BUTTSMELL” will be available on -line and at your local Starbucks later this month!!

Proceeds will donated to his presidential campaign and HGTV.

Then get the North Jersey candle.

 

[Kyle]

 

[GWguy]

And everyone said my man-ball candles wouldn't sell....

 

[Gilligan]

And everyone said my man-ball candles wouldn't sell....

Your investment in those might pay off yet!

 

[WingsOfGold]

THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA CANDLE



Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

Damn, I'm never going fishing again

 

[GWguy]

What did they smell like? Please forget that I said that.

 

[mitzi]

Gywneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like tuna fish?

Or salmon

 

[PrchJrkr]

Now I want seafood.

 

[LightRoasted]

If I may ...

I'd like to challenge her to a comparison smell test. Bring on the vag, Gywneth. Spread 'em wide.