SoMD_Fun_Guy
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One saturday afternoon a husband was lounging on his deck with an ice cold beer while his wife was busy mowing the lawn.
Suddenly, the woman living next door runs over screaming at him "I can't take it anymore. For months and months I've seen you sit around on your lazy ass and drinking your beer while your wife does all the work. She's the only one mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, planting the flowers, staining the deck, washing the cars, sealing the driveway, raking the leaves, cleaning the gutters, shoveling the snow, taking out the trash, everything! And you just sit around. Just what kind of man and husband do you think you are? You should be hung!!!!"
The husband sits up and looks his neighbor in the eyes and replies "Well, I AM hung! That's why my wife does all the work."
Suddenly, the woman living next door runs over screaming at him "I can't take it anymore. For months and months I've seen you sit around on your lazy ass and drinking your beer while your wife does all the work. She's the only one mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, planting the flowers, staining the deck, washing the cars, sealing the driveway, raking the leaves, cleaning the gutters, shoveling the snow, taking out the trash, everything! And you just sit around. Just what kind of man and husband do you think you are? You should be hung!!!!"
The husband sits up and looks his neighbor in the eyes and replies "Well, I AM hung! That's why my wife does all the work."
