Not content to merely make Kerry sound like a fool...

[vraiblonde]

...campaign managers convince him to hit the tanning bed so he'll look like one, too.

"Nah, John - you need a little color, buddy. Trust us....."

 

[Bogart]

When Carrie Edwards dyes himself black, it's all over. Bush in a landslide.

 

[Kizzy]

And he looks horrible with that fake and bake tan.

 

[Bogart]

His already grim visage now resembles a baseball glove more than a human face.

 

[Larry Gude]

You get karma for that one...

His already grim visage now resembles a baseball glove

 

[Gooseneck]

His already grim visage now resembles a baseball glove more than a human face.

A baseball glove with a bouffant.

 

[Otter]

Another great Mia T post on FR, she cracks me up.

 

[jlabsher]

http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?t=29552&highlight=spray+tan

Hmmm, who else has used this?

 

[vraiblonde]

http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?t=29552&highlight=spray+tan

Hmmm, who else has used this?

Another poor decision on the part of John Kerry. If he'd have asked, I'd have told him what product to use to get tan but not orange. And you want this guy to be President - someone who can't even get a fake tan right???

 

[BuddyLee]

Another poor decision on the part of John Kerry. If he'd have asked, I'd have told him what product to use to get tan but not orange. And you want this guy to be President - someone who can't even get a fake tan right???

Why are you fretting about a tan? Come on Vrai get with what you do best, the issues.

 

[vraiblonde]

Why are you fretting about a tan? Come on Vrai get with what you do best, the issues.

Sorry - I'm shallow. In the Presidential poll we had up earlier, I'm probably the only person that said looks were important to me in a candidate.

Plus fake tans on guys just seem so effeminate.

 

[BuddyLee]

looks were important to me in a candidate.

Agreed. Perhaps the best example was the Nixon/Kennedy debate.

Also, to be fair, Kerry looked perky and fresh

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