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PeoplesElbow

PeoplesElbow

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I was standing in line at a store and this guy behind me was really up in my ass. I never liked people being that close to me to begin with, arms length is the closest I want any stranger near me in most circumstances. This guy bumped into me a few times when doing his fidgeting, and his breath smelled awful. I ask if he has to stand that close to me. He goes into this rant about not being afraid of Covid etc. So I had to tell him that wasn't the case that his breath smelled like he just ate a crap sandwich and chased it with one of the Great Mills Road prostitutes. I thought this old guy was going to hit me after I said that lol.
 
RoseRed

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
PeoplesElbow said:
I was standing in line at a store and this guy behind me was really up in my ass. I never liked people being that close to me to begin with, arms length is the closest I want any stranger near me in most circumstances. This guy bumped into me a few times when doing his fidgeting, and his breath smelled awful. I ask if he has to stand that close to me. He goes into this rant about not being afraid of Covid etc. So I had to tell him that wasn't the case that his breath smelled like he just ate a crap sandwich and chased it with one of the Great Mills Road prostitutes. I thought this old guy was going to hit me after I said that lol.
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Too bad you didn't get it on video.
 
NorthBeachPerso

NorthBeachPerso

Honorary SMIB
PeoplesElbow said:
I was standing in line at a store and this guy behind me was really up in my ass. I never liked people being that close to me to begin with, arms length is the closest I want any stranger near me in most circumstances. This guy bumped into me a few times when doing his fidgeting, and his breath smelled awful. I ask if he has to stand that close to me. He goes into this rant about not being afraid of Covid etc. So I had to tell him that wasn't the case that his breath smelled like he just ate a crap sandwich and chased it with one of the Great Mills Road prostitutes. I thought this old guy was going to hit me after I said that lol.
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There are so many things I could say but won't.

Was he drunk? I've found that sub-class of fellow citizens often have visual-spatial relationship difficulties.
 
Sneakers

Sneakers

Just sneakin' around....
PeoplesElbow said:
I was standing in line at a store and this guy behind me was really up in my ass. I never liked people being that close to me to begin with, arms length is the closest I want any stranger near me in most circumstances. This guy bumped into me a few times when doing his fidgeting, and his breath smelled awful. I ask if he has to stand that close to me. He goes into this rant about not being afraid of Covid etc. So I had to tell him that wasn't the case that his breath smelled like he just ate a crap sandwich and chased it with one of the Great Mills Road prostitutes. I thought this old guy was going to hit me after I said that lol.
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Wonder what he would have done if you just stared him down and very softly said, "donald ........ trump".
 
Gilligan

Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
PeoplesElbow said:
I was standing in line at a store and this guy behind me was really up in my ass. I never liked people being that close to me to begin with, arms length is the closest I want any stranger near me in most circumstances. This guy bumped into me a few times when doing his fidgeting, and his breath smelled awful. I ask if he has to stand that close to me. He goes into this rant about not being afraid of Covid etc. So I had to tell him that wasn't the case that his breath smelled like he just ate a crap sandwich and chased it with one of the Great Mills Road prostitutes. I thought this old guy was going to hit me after I said that lol.
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oh...sorry...having a bad day.
 
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