Larry Gude
Strung Out
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are on the road and slowly the driver gets out
of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life seems
to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?
. . . and that's when the fight started
So there we are on the road and slowly the driver gets out
of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life seems
to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?
. . . and that's when the fight started
But it was funny! 
Too funny!