Larry Gude
Strung Out
...quite like a real nice up hill launch, get some sweet airtime, come down semi sideways into a smooth power slide, perfectly balanced with a slick left leg slap forward to set the kick stand "viola!" and then...prang your shin bone off the peg while simultaneously remembering you're in shorts and not wearing your dirt bike boots, which are made for this sort of stunt, as you can actually see and taste white as your brain tries to process that bone on metal uber special kewl guy pain.
That ####ing HURT.
That ####ing HURT.