Now I've seen it all -- Howard Stern reading the Bible

[Tonio]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2004-12-15-stern-cover_x.htm

America's most famous shock jock, who moves to Sirius Satellite Radio in 13 months, has been reading the Bible. With all this talk about how the country is into religion and morality, Stern, 50, figures it was time to read The Good Book.

Of course, he hasn't gotten past Genesis, and he has problems with the part about God creating night and day. Too obvious. But he doesn't want to be too critical. "I'm always afraid to say anything about God. What if there is a God?"

Wonder if he'll find a passage reading, "A man shalt not lie with another man as with a woman, but a man shalt ogle naked lesbians while broadcasting on radio."

 

[bresamil]

Did it burst into flames when he touched it?

 

[2ndAmendment]

If he actually reads it with a spirit of seeking truth, he may just be changed. Now that would be a shock for his audience.