Now We've Trashed Mars!

[Bruzilla]

http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mgs/newsroom/20050920a.html

Orbiter's Long Life Helps Scientists Track Changes on Mars

"And for three Mars summers in a row, deposits of frozen carbon dioxide near Mars' south pole have shrunk from the previous year's size, suggesting a climate change in progress."

OMG!!! Exactly how bad were the emissions on those Mars Rovers we sent there? How could NASA design a vehicle that could cause global warming just by crawling around for a few days? Unless this could be proof that all of the planets are warming and that greenhouse gasses have nothing to do with it... nawwwww, that's just crazy talk.

 

[FromTexas]

http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mgs/newsroom/20050920a.html

Orbiter's Long Life Helps Scientists Track Changes on Mars

"And for three Mars summers in a row, deposits of frozen carbon dioxide near Mars' south pole have shrunk from the previous year's size, suggesting a climate change in progress."

OMG!!! Exactly how bad were the emissions on those Mars Rovers we sent there? How could NASA design a vehicle that could cause global warming just by crawling around for a few days? Unless this could be proof that all of the planets are warming and that greenhouse gasses have nothing to do with it... nawwwww, that's just crazy talk.

I was about to post something exactly the same. GLOBAL MARS WARMING CAUSED BY US!!!

 

[rack'm]

Arial view of the lander surveying a mountain top.........

<img src="http://www.cenapred.unam.mx/popo/2000/dic/p1219004.jpg">

 

[Bruzilla]

 

[Railroad]

I was about to post something exactly the same. GLOBAL MARS WARMING CAUSED BY US!!!

We need to look for another solar system to live in! Anybody see "The Planets: Destiny" last night on the Science channel?? We only have a few billion years left! And oh by the way, they talked about how the aging of the sun is causing the earth to warm up....

 

[Bruzilla]

And oh by the way, they talked about how the aging of the sun is causing the earth to warm up....

That's total BS! If that were the case then we would see other planets warming up also, planets like Mars... ooops! Oh wait, the reason the ice caps are melting on Mars is that those damn martians didn't ratify the Kyoto Agreement.

Here's an idea! Let's send Al Gore to Mars and let him convince the martians to accept the conditions of Kyoto and send a strong and powerful message to George Bush that he should do the same. I mean it's not like we're sending Gore to someplace new... he's from there isn't he?

 

[vraiblonde]

Damn that George Bush! Not content to merely destroy the earth, now he is destroying the whole galaxy!!!

 

[FromTexas]

Damn that George Bush! Not content to merely destroy the earth, now he is destroying the whole galaxy!!!

What till those liberals on Jupiter here about this! They won't take their great eye off us!

 

[Bustem' Down]

Think about it, NASA is Based in Houston. Everybody knows how we in Texas love our SUV's because we're all rich and like to burn gas.

 

[Shetiger]

there goes my new home

 

[tlatchaw]

Bush finds new minority to hate

"They're so poor, and so. . .green."

Must be that Bush hates the Martians too.

 

[Danzig]

NEWS FLASH

Temperatures on Uranus are getting hotter and hotter.

 

[vraiblonde]

NEWS FLASH

Temperatures on Uranus are getting hotter and hotter.

New bumper sticker:

KEEP GEORGE BUSH OUT OF URANUS!