Three nuns who had lived virtous lives died and were met at the gates of heaven by St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, "Though you have each lived virtous lives, you must each answer a question before you can enter the kingdom of heaven."
The three nuns thought this was fair, so the first nun stepped forward.
"Who was the first man?", asked St. Peter.
"Why, Adam, of course!"
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and the pearly gates swung open and the first nun walked in.
The second nun stepped forward...
"Madam, who was the first woman?"
"I know that one! It was Eve!"
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and the pearly gates swung open and the second nun walked in.
The third nun, now quite relieved, stepped forward for her question.
"What were the first words Eve said to Adam?"
The third nun thought
and thought
and then thought some more...
"Gee, that's a hard one"
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The three nuns thought this was fair, so the first nun stepped forward.
"Who was the first man?", asked St. Peter.
"Why, Adam, of course!"
dumm dumm dee dumm dumm dee dumm dumm dee dumm
and the pearly gates swung open and the first nun walked in.
The second nun stepped forward...
"Madam, who was the first woman?"
"I know that one! It was Eve!"
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and the pearly gates swung open and the second nun walked in.
The third nun, now quite relieved, stepped forward for her question.
"What were the first words Eve said to Adam?"
The third nun thought
and thought
and then thought some more...
"Gee, that's a hard one"
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