Obammy: Why The USA Hockey Team Lost To Canada..

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President Barack Obama has just issued a statement that the reason the Canadian hockey team beat our American hockey team 3-2 to win the gold medal on Sunday is because Canada has national health care and we don't.

President Obama said it was clear by the end of the game that the young Canadian players were in better health and had so much more stamina than the American players.

President Obama went on to say: "It became obvious to me as I watched the overtime period that the Canadian players were able to skate with reckless abandon because they knew that, should they be injured, their medical bills would be paid for by the state, while it appeared that the players on the American team were depressed that we still hadn't passed my health care plan and knew that they were not covered so they got tired and timid and lost."


That's our prez! :killingme What a guy!
 
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