Off Topic Thread

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by FIREMAN
I'm having an affair with the copier lady. She's right here, do you want to talk to her?

You're cheating on me???

 

[Sharon]

When a flea jumps, the rate of acceleration is 20 times that of the space shuttle during launch.

 

[FIREMAN]

Originally posted by pixiegirl


You're cheating on me???

joking!>!!> i was bored and wanted to say something.

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by FIREMAN


joking!>!!> i was bored and wanted to say something.

Lucky for you, you were only joking. I was about to put you over my knee, or not put you over my knee!

 

[Sharon]

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

 

[FIREMAN]

A whale's penis is called a DORK.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by FIREMAN
A whale's penis is called a DORK.

So dorkhead = d*ckhead?

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by FIREMAN
A whale's penis is called a DORK.

For real???

You have so given me new ammo!

 

[otter]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
You have so given me new ammo!

Wheres the pumpkin cannon?

 

[FIREMAN]

Originally posted by pixiegirl


For real???

You have so given me new ammo!

Yes MA'MA'

 

[Rose]

Originally posted by otter


Wheres the pumpkin cannon?

Punkin Chunkin

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by otter


Wheres the pumpkin cannon?

Champion for 2001 in punkin chunkin!

http://www.worldchampionshippunkinchunkin.com/machines/pages/bhday2_jpg.htm

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by otter


Wheres the pumpkin cannon?

http://www.worldchampionshippunkinchunkin.com/index.htm

 

[2ndAmendment]

re: dork

not limited to whales.

Accoring to Merriam - Webster:

One entry found for dork.
Main Entry: dork
Pronunciation: 'dork
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps alteration of dick
Date: 1967
slang : NERD; also : JERK 4

 

[jazz lady]

FINALLY!

Originally posted by Sharon
http://www.worldchampionshippunkinchunkin.com/index.htm

I beat Sharon at posting something! Yay!

 

[Sharon]

Re: FINALLY!

Originally posted by jazz lady


I beat Sharon at posting something! Yay!

 

[cattitude]

Isn't this thread wasting space?

 

[pixiegirl]

I'm wasting space! And company time and money!

 

[cattitude]

I don't like okra.

 

[jazz lady]

Re: Re: FINALLY!

Originally posted by Sharon

Is that a dork in your lower paw or are you just happy to see me?