Off Topic Thread

[Sharon]

Originally posted by 2ndAmendment
Just ask Sharon.

Where ever you are, there you go.

 

[vraiblonde]

Does anyone know all the words to "Tequila"?

 

[bknarw]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Does anyone know all the words to "Tequila"?

I can't STAND Michener books; they're too long!

 

[Otter]

Did ya know that right-handed people's thought processes occur in the right cerebellum and lefty's thought processes happen in the left. So lefties aren't in their right mind most of the time..

 

[tipsy mcgee]

Sometimes, when you're driving down the road and someone cuts you off and you think, "I hope that person crashes and dies," you find yourself in a daydream and almost wreck yourself. That would be really ironic.

 

[Larry Gude]

Only in America.

This kind of stuff does NOT go on in East Timor.

 

[bknarw]

Originally posted by otter
Did ya know that right-handed people's thought processes occur in the right cerebellum and lefty's thought processes happen in the left. So lefties aren't in their right mind most of the time..

I know a guy who was burned very badly in the face. They weren't quite sure how to rebuild his eyelids, but ended up using parts of his foreskin.
He's almost completely recovered now, although he's kinda cockeyed...

TRUE STORY!!!

 

[Otter]

Didya hear the one about the East Timorese cross-dresser???

 

[jazz lady]

Do you know the way to San Jose? I've been away so long
I may go wrong and lose my way.

 

[bknarw]

Originally posted by jazz lady
Do you know the way to San Jose? I've been away so long
I may go wrong and lose my way.

I don't think Trick or Treaters will be very much in abundance this year.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by bknarw



I don't think Trick or Treaters will be very much in abundance this year.

I love Mexican food, too.

 

[Otter]

Cat fud is good for you..

 

[bknarw]

Originally posted by jazz lady


I love Mexican food, too.

Why, did you forget your keys?

 

[2ndAmendment]

Open the windows; it's starting to rain.

 

[jazz lady]

Yes, I would. Thank you very much. I appreciate your concern.

 

[watercolor]

But then the flying eagle wont go away. But then again I contradict myself since I dont know the half about october....except that skin gets dry when vasaline is used.

 

[Otter]

Whats the frequency, Kenneth?

 

[jazz lady]

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. I wonder if that's true for rain in other parts of the world.

 

[Sharon]

 

[tipsy mcgee]

A dumb argument is over which Doritos are better, Cool Ranch or Nacho. Clearly, it's Nacho.