That me on the far right in the back.
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That me on the far right in the back.
tipsy mcgee
Always thirsty
Sometimes, when I'm sitting on a park bench and all these women walk by and seemingly avoid me, I stop and think why none of them seem interested. Actually, most of them totally avoid me. Then when I stop thinking about it, I go back to clipping my toenails and seeing if the pigeons will think it's bread.
Was there another side to the chicken story>
Gesundheit
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.
She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
If Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter, where's the bit of better butter Betty Botter bought?
Is New Coke still considered "new"? I mean, it's been how many years now?
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Moved here from CA, been here for about a month. I'm just getting settled in my new digs and wanted to say hello.
Originally posted by Sharon
He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
But the question was "How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck..."
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giggles04
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Thought I'd say hi
You posted in the middle of a crazy thread!
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Originally posted by giggles04
Thought I'd say hi
just being off topic.