saddlemount
Mudslinger
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their
diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep
during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can
go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm
satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole
company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do
any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
"which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You
fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and
no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who
actually does something."
diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep
during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can
go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm
satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole
company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do
any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
"which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You
fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and
no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who
actually does something."
