Office NUTS!

[Dougstermd]

:crazedpostalworker:

don't forget NAVAIR at Crystal City

 

[Dougstermd]

not even a good MPD.

I wish I would not have been so busy today I really missed this fun. C'Mon rack'm your not going to let me get blamed for your gay MPD? are you?

 

[Tigerlily]

Update

It is with deep sadness that I must report that Rack'm has been murdered with a stapler by his phychotic co-worker who then committed suicide via a trash bag.

 

[Larry Gude]

Now...

So, changing his printer mapping to the one in the boss' office was a bad idea??

..there is a FINE line. Can it be traced back to you?

 

[rack'm]

..there is a FINE line. Can it be traced back to you?

No

 

[Larry Gude]

Yeah!

but I'm keeping to things that look like the place is deadly.....

...that's a great idea!

He'll start showing up in a Chem suit, mask and wear gloves, then there will be no finger prints and the video will be inconclusive and he'll WALK once the blood letting is done...

 

[rack'm]

So Rack'm what's he doing now?

Yacking with a co-worker who's probably actually doing his work for him.

It is with deep sadness that I must report that Rack'm has been murdered with a stapler by his phychotic co-worker who then committed suicide via a trash bag.

I'm fine, just back from offsite and working out.

 

[Larry Gude]

Then you're gold...

No

...and don't forget, like Harris and Kleybold in Littleton...

They let a few kids go because those kids were smart enough to ACT like they were friends before it was too late.

So, as you daily tighten Noodnicks screws, keep saying little things like 'we gotta catch lunch together some day...can't make it today though..." and back him up "Yeah, I was wondering about the air too...you might be right!"

Then, on THAT day, when he plants that little red dot between your eyes you can say, 'hey! how about lunch today, buddy?'

He'll have that instant of recognition and you're off the hook, looking for the publisher for the book...

"Noodnick the Chior Boy...I knew him well. What REALLY happened."

 

[rack'm]

...and don't forget, like Harris and Kleybold in Littleton...

They let a few kids go because those kids were smart enough to ACT like they were friends before it was too late.

So, as you daily tighten Noodnicks screws, keep saying little things like 'we gotta catch lunch together some day...can't make it today though..." and back him up "Yeah, I was wondering about the air too...you might be right!"

Then, on THAT day, when he plants that little red dot between your eyes you can say, 'hey! how about lunch today, buddy?'

He'll have that instant of recognition and you're off the hook, looking for the publisher for the book...

"Noodnick the Chior Boy...I knew him well. What REALLY happened."

 

[Steve]

See, I told you I had issues.

It's really hard to be mainstreamed into the business environment with afflictions.

Umm, yeah. Say...we need to talk about your TPS reports. Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

 

[BuddyLee]

We once had an older cart guy that wore a bicycle helmet. If it rained he put a SFW plastic bag on his head. He sometimes yelled at the customers too, somehow he managed to keep his job for three years until he started harrassing lil' kids. I won't go anymore into the story.

 

[maroon2185]

Arrrrr

I know of someone who arbitrarily declares their own holidays.

Last week it was "National Release Your Inner Pirate" Day. In meetings he responded and volunteered information by starting out with "ARRRR."

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/
Find your inner pirates name...

He does it on purpose, but it's a trip.

 

[BuddyLee]

I know of someone who arbitrarily declares their own holidays.

Last week it was "National Release Your Inner Pirate" Day. In meetings he responded and volunteered information by starting out with "ARRRR."

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/
Find your inner pirates name...

He does it on purpose, but it's a trip.

TFF

 

[CityGrl]

don't forget NAVAIR at Crystal City

There's psychos up there?

 

[jazz lady]

Your pirate name is: Red Grace Bonney

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

 

[Nickel]

I don't work with any "crazies" per se, but I do work with some characters. One chick asks me on a daily basis if [insert country here] is in Asia or Europe, and doesn't know what is considered the United Kingdom. Another one attempts to micromanage her home from work, so she's on the phone all day. She often wears a "Got Jesus" shirt, and one of my coworkers told me that one day she was outside on her cellphone (in the Jesus shirt) cursing someone out. I can't wait til my last day.

 

[jazz lady]

I literally had one officemate who WENT nuts. She started doing weird things to her cube, which was only two down from mine. She plastered all the walls with newspaper clippings; covered her keyboard and phone with tissues so no one would touch it; brought in a dented can of food and put a big "DANGER! BOTULISM!" sign on it; would check her cabinets 20 times to make sure they were locked before she would leave to go ANYWHERE, even the bathroom.

She was sure people were stalking and following her everywhere. She also thought one guy was in love with her and would make up big stories about their "relationship." She also would carry around an iced tea bottle with her EVERYWHERE, and would take both her purse and the bottle to the restroom for "refills." :drunk:

I'm happy to say she finally got help and is doing much better these days.

 

[goggleboy]

not even a good MPD.

You're Right

It's obvious I do not posses the forum skills to create a Quality, "MPD".
Therefore, Goggleboys brief forum life will be terminated.

I'll leave MPDs to the Pros.


Gobbleboy Out

 

[2ndAmendment]

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My pirate name is:
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Captain John Rackham
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Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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[kwillia]

I'm happy to say she finally got help and is doing much better these days.

TY.