OH Baby !!

slik

New Member
A sexy housewife was built so well that the TV repairman couldn't take his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd just about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he finished, she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a... well... an unusual request. But first, you have to promise me that you'll keep it a secret."

The repairman quickly agreed and she went on: "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man..."

The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes, yes..."

"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door..."

"Yes, yes..."

"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
 
S

Schizo

Guest
slik said:
A sexy housewife was built so well that the TV repairman couldn't take his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd just about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he finished, she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a... well... an unusual request. But first, you have to promise me that you'll keep it a secret."

The repairman quickly agreed and she went on: "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man..."

The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes, yes..."

"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door..."

"Yes, yes..."

"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"

:banghead:
 

dustin

UAIOE
Wait, I think I saw this one on an episode of CSI.

The TV repair man ends up cutting her up into little peices, then putting her in the fridge. Takes the fridge to the dump, and the dump manager sees a crow with a finger in its mouth. And the TV repairman only gets caught because he left her designer high heels on.

It was a good one :yay:
 
Top