It was announced early this morning that Canada is now prepared to help the US in the War Against Terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest Battleships 6,000 Armed troops 60 fighter jets.....However, after the exchange rates, this comes to.....1 canoe,2 Mounties, and a flying Squirrel, named Rocky.
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Three old Canadian pilots are walking on the ramp.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."
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Three old Canadian pilots are walking on the ramp.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."
Where? 
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