In addition to their regular college classes, the scholarship winners will attend secret training run by gay activists. The training will teach the gay students how to brainwash straight people and turn them gay.
"Our mission is to see heterosexuality wiped off the face of the earth. These students will be the shock troops in our war against straight sex," said Freddie "Mercury" Jackson, chairman of the Vast Gay Conspiracy Scholarship Board. "In a generation, everyone on Earth will be gay, and there's nothing you can do to stop us! Mwa-ha-ha-ah!!!"