Oh, Come All Ye Hateful! Why Leftists Are so Miserable on Christmas

GURPS

INGSOC
PREMO Member
I’ve made no secret that I used to be a New York City liberal. I know how they think. I know their motivations. They are tragically unhappy people, victims of their own victimhood. Most importantly they hate you for enjoying the holidays. Let’s laugh at them as we have some Christmas fun!

The leftists hate Christmastime for a handful of reasons. Let’s take a peak and see what lurks in the warped mind of a miserable, Yuletide leftist.


Woke

For starters, “woke” is a buzzkill. It’s hard to get into the Christmas spirit when literally everything the libs hate is on display.

Family dinner tables are covered in tasty dishes, yet all the leftists can think of is the “inequity” that comes along with “generational wealth.” Never mind that most well-to-do leftists probably had a person of color cook their holiday feasts when they were kids.

I think for some libs there is deep, hidden guilt during the holidays. I know of several lefties who have thus far “Hunter Biden-ed” their way through life — meaning, they live off of mommy and daddy. Imagine pretending you’re “down with the cause” when you’ve spent your entire existence with a full fridge, located in a neighborhood where every driveway is home to a Lexus. You show me an Antifa meeting, and I’ll show you a bunch of rich kids who have never worked and whose parents never said no to them. Yet they don their Che Guevera t-shirts and play the role of the revolutionary, knowing full well that when their little commie meeting is over, mumsy left some organic, plant-based meatloaf for them in the fridge back home.

Nuclear Families

This is a cause for more lefty guilt. Leftists hate fun, and the holidays are a hoot. It’s hard for a lib to see happy parents taking their joyful kids to see Santa when your political religion tells you to snuff out the nuclear family.

The truth is, the more miserable a lib’s life is at Christmas, the more they miss the days when they were young and the holidays were fun. They are jealous, and it’s easier to pee in the sandbox than ask to be invited back to play.




 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Aren't Democrats miserable all the time? The ones on Twitter certainly appear that way, and the ones on here are miserable dicks, too. I don't think I've ever seen a Democrat on the internet expressing true happiness. Literally everything pisses them off.
 

herb749

Well-Known Member
Aren't Democrats miserable all the time? The ones on Twitter certainly appear that way, and the ones on here are miserable dicks, too. I don't think I've ever seen a Democrat on the internet expressing true happiness. Literally everything pisses them off.

Most of their happiness comes from Trump stories. Other than that its miserable.
 
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