Oh no kwillia...a real live KETCHUP-GATE!!!

[jazz lady]

LONDON (Reuters) - An email between a highly paid lawyer and a secretary over a tomato ketchup stain has become the talk of legal circles in London, leaving the sender distinctly red-faced.

British media reported with glee the tale of Richard Phillips who emailed the secretary to ask her to pay a four pound ($7.30) dry-cleaning bill after she accidentally spilled tomato ketchup on his trousers.
The secretary, who had just returned to work after her mother died, was so irate she forwarded the email to several colleagues at the firm of Baker & McKenzie, who in turn passed it on to others.

The emails quickly appeared on the Internet and in the press.

"Dear Jenny," the lawyer wrote, "I went to the dry-cleaners at lunch and they said it would cost four pounds to remove the ketchup stains. If you could let me have the cash today that would be much appreciated."

Secretary Jenny Amner replied: "With reference to the email, I must apologize for not getting back to you straight away but due to my mother's sudden illness, death and funeral I have had more pressing issues than your four pounds.

"Obviously your financial need as a senior associate is greater than mine as a mere secretary."

He's stained his reputation over a little ketchup

 

[kwillia]

That could never happen to me tho... as I would of quickly wiped the ketchup from his lap before it set in...

 

[mAlice]

:ketchupabuse:

 

[jazz lady]

That could never happen to me tho... as I would of quickly licked the ketchup from his lap before it set in...

:fixed:

TMI

 

[Tonio]

The story might work better if the secretary and the lawyer were having an affair. Maybe the stain came from an illicit rendezvous in the Burger King parking lot, away from the high-class restaurants normally patronized by the lawyer's colleagues. Later, his wife saw the stain and he made up a lie about it. To cover his own azz, he insisted that the secretary pay for the dry-cleaning bill. So the secretary threw the bill back in his face and told him to pay the bill himself, or else she would tell his wife about the affair.

 

[chaotic]

That could never happen to me tho... as I would of quickly wiped the ketchup from his lap before it set in...

make-up-your-own :fixed: for this one..

 

[jazz lady]

make-up-your-own :fixed: for this one..

I did.

 

[Tinkerbell]

The story might work better if the secretary and the lawyer were having an affair. Maybe the stain came from an illicit rendezvous in the Burger King parking lot, away from the high-class restaurants normally patronized by the lawyer's colleagues. Later, his wife saw the stain and he made up a lie about it. To cover his own azz, he insisted that the secretary pay for the dry-cleaning bill. So the secretary threw the bill back in his face and told him to pay the bill himself, or else she would tell his wife about the affair.

oooo! Good scenario! I like!!

 

[chaotic]

I did.

Did she use a napkin in yours?

 

[jazz lady]

Did she use a napkin in yours?

No. Read it again.

 

[chaotic]

No. Read it again.

I read that, but something in my brain told me that it wasn't unusual..

Does that mean I'm jaded, if a Kwillia-licking-ketchup-off-some-guys-lap post doesn't even get a reaction anymore?

 

[jazz lady]

I read that, but something in my brain told me that it wasn't unusual..

Does that mean I'm jaded, if a Kwillia-licking-ketchup-off-some-guys-lap post doesn't even get a reaction anymore?

Yes. It means you have been learning way too much from Jedi Gasm.

 

[Llwynog]

Jedi Gasm

What did I miss?

 

[kwillia]

I go away for a couple hours and looooook at yous...

 

[jazz lady]

Oooops.

I did find a shirt for you:

<img src="http://secure.potpourrigroup.com/CatalogSites/images/V8172B.jpg">

 

[chaotic]

What did I miss?

We learned how to harness the power of the Force for good, and to pick up chicks.

 

[kwillia]

Oooops.

I did find a shirt for you:

<img src="http://secure.potpourrigroup.com/CatalogSites/images/V8172B.jpg">

I love it... I can eat as much ketchup on my sandwiches as I want when wearing that shirt cause if I drip ketchup on my breastage shelves no one would even notice...

 

[Lenny]

I love it... I can eat as much ketchup on my sandwiches as I want when wearing that shirt cause if I drip ketchup on my breastage shelves no one would even notice...

'cept those of us who want to lick it off for you.

 

[Ken King]

Oooops.

I did find a shirt for you:

<img src="http://secure.potpourrigroup.com/CatalogSites/images/V8172B.jpg">

:modifiedjustforkwillia:

 

[kwillia]

KK<---