OH NO!!!

[GregV814]

Abandon your cars now, school will be out all week, cows are out of milk, get corn husks, TP manufacturers are out of product!!!!! Please heed the warning!!!
It may flurry Tuesday night!!!!!!!

 

[nutz]

I called for a beer truck, thanks for the advance notice.

 

[RoseRed]

Where you going to lunch?

 

[RoseRed]

Sounds like a good night!

 

[RoseRed]

Fairly certain I was asleep by 8:30.

9:30.

 

[GWguy]

Could this day get any better? I found a hundred dollar bill in my desk drawer, it's gorgeous outside, it's still warm enough to wear sandals, I'm having a good hair day AND I'm dressed early enough to make the day count!

Happy Saturday everyone!

I just found a twenty on the floor! Makes me wonder what I was up to last night...

Something questionable, no doubt.....

 

[black dog]

Fairly certain I was asleep by 8:30.

Ambien 10mg?



















But 20 dollars is 20 dollars....

 

[limblips]

Nah - boredom. I'm pretty certain the $20.00 fell out my pocketbook though. The hundred remains a mystery - it was stuck behind the back of the drawer and the drawer itself. Not a clue as to why.

You must be one of those rich people Fauxcahantas and The Bern want to fund the free stuff. I am so poor that if I lose a dollar I start separating the plies on my 2 ply toilet paper to save money for the rest of the month. How do you not know you are missing a $100? Did you buy the desk used? If so, I sold one a while ago....

 

[GWguy]

PS - You buy 2 ply????? I'm stuck with that Freedom's Choice brand they're putting in all the commissaries now.

I get the extra plush extra strong 10 ply....

 

[GWguy]

I hear you can tell a lot about a man based on the kind of toilet paper they use. Or the fact that they use it at all.

Took a long time to get me trained....

 

[GWguy]

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS."

 

[limblips]

PS - You buy 2 ply????? I'm stuck with that Freedom's Choice brand they're putting in all the commissaries now.

The stuff that let's you get in touch with your inner self! We spent the summer camping in NY. They must get their TP from a low bidder. After the first trip to the facilities I learned to bring my own!

 

[GWguy]

The stuff that let's you get in touch with your inner self! We spent the summer camping in NY. They must get their TP from a low bidder. After the first trip to the facilities I learned to bring my own!

I always bring a few rolls when I go on a road trip.

 

[limblips]

Flushes w/o clogging. That's all I look for in a toilet paper. The septic systems in my neck of the woods leave much to be desired (or so I've been told).

Most TPs are septic safe for modern systems even the multiply but you are right to be careful, a new system is expensive. Wow, this conversation really went down the $hitter so to speak!

 

[PrchJrkr]

I was gonna say something, but I'm sure GregV814 will get a kick out of where his thread ended up.

 

[GregV814]

Well, it did take an odd turn...

 

[BOP]

I wish. I do make ends meet, just barely sometimes, and I'm overjoyed to have that much - I know how lucky I am. I'm sure I would have realized if I lost a hundred dollars, but I don't think you can miss something you don't realize you have to begin with. My best guess is that my son left it there and it slid to the back. And it's likely that he got it from my mother or me for his birthday or Christmas. He's currently got four $100 bills locked up in his toy safe and they've been there for years. It's possible that he handed me another one at one time or another for something he wanted on Amazon that I had to charge and I just stuck it there and completely forgot it. I don't keep track of his cash gifts. I wouldn't have missed that from my budget and if it was near Christmas, wouldn't have realized that I charged something he paid me cash for.

Sorry, the desk was new...

PS - You buy 2 ply????? I'm stuck with that Freedom's Choice brand they're putting in all the commissaries now.

 

[TPD]

True TP story - my best friend born and raised in Finland where he still lives. He and his wife came to our house for a visit a in 2015. We took them to DC, Ocean City, the Loveville Mennonite auction, shopping for Levis, crabbing, seafood restaurants. We did a lot in a week. After he returned home I asked him what his favorite part of the visit was. Without hesitation he replied that our super soft Charmin TP was the highlight! Something they apparently don’t have in Scandinavia.

As a joke two years later I sent him a box of Charmin for his birthday. You woulda thought I gave him a winning lottery ticket. He hid it from his family and used it for “special occasions “. He made 12 rolls last all year. 3 years later and I am about to box up the 3rd shipment of TP. Joke is on me I guess....

 

[stgislander]

Been to Norway enough back in the '90s-'10s to know that Scandinavian toilet paper is nothing to look forward too.

 

[AnthonyJames]

I vaguely remember some joke about a bear and a rabbit in the woods. I remember the punch line was the bear asking "How do you get sh!t off your hare?"