OH NOOOOOO another death threat!!!!

[GregV814]

Apparently, the Bird Flu isn't scaring many of you enough!!!!! NOW, and you'll hear about it today.... just in time for the interruption of the inauguration....

Inoculations anxiety!!!

YES, some foreign psychiatrist/doctor spoke on Fox5 about not only the fear of Bird Flu, but... we are hampered with anxiety too!!!

Maybe there's a mandated shot to quell your anxiety...

 

[TPD]

Maybe there's a mandated shot to quell your anxiety...

It’s called a joint. So I’ve heard. I’ve never pertoke.

 

[LightRoasted]

For your consideration ...

Apparently, the Bird Flu isn't scaring many of you enough!!!!! NOW, and you'll hear about it today.... just in time for the interruption of the inauguration....

Inoculations anxiety!!!

YES, some foreign psychiatrist/doctor spoke on Fox5 about not only the fear of Bird Flu, but... we are hampered with anxiety too!!!

Maybe there's a mandated shot to quell your anxiety...

Wrong wrong wrong, Greg. It's called the "Highly Pathogenic Avian Flu Virus." One must be accurate when conveying fear porn, dunchano? Now, doesn't that sound even more scary and deadly? That should make everyone even more anxious.

 

[LightRoasted]

For your consideration ...

It’s called a joint. So I’ve heard. I’ve never pertoke.

Just the gummies, right?

 

[gemma_rae]

My bottle of Harrelson's Own can't get here fast enough!

 

[TPD]

My bottle of Harrelson's Own can't get here fast enough!

if it's coming USPS it CAN get here slow enough, if it makes it at all.

 

[DaSDGuy]

For your consideration ...





Just the gummies, right?

I dont understand the attraction. The gummies wont stay lit.

 

[Monello]

I dont understand the attraction. The gummies wont stay lit.

They are suppositories.

 

[DaSDGuy]

They are suppositories.

Oh, like the building where Oswald was shooting? The Texas Book Suppository.

 

[LightRoasted]

For your consideration ...


Just had a thought.

If, if, if the Highly Pathogenic Avian Flu Virus is truly a highly pathogenic avian, [bird], flu virus, then the act of merely going outside of one's home is a manifest danger. Even a walk in a park is manifest danger x100 because you are in the bird's habitat. My God, there are millions of birds and waterfowl flying around everywhere everyday disbursing their virus fragment shedding via their feathers and their poop. It's downright armageddon out there. People, stop filling up your bird feeders. You are just causing the spread of the highly pathogenic avian flu virus. You must now get yourself, and put on before leaving your house, an NBC, (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical), filtering type mask to protect yourself. Do not leave your home without it.

You also need the highest rated HEPA filters for your A/C/heater's air handler and wall/ceiling intake vents, and you should also formulate a door from HEPA filters for the main door to the outside world of your house. Yeah. that'll keep you kinda safe. And we want to be safe, right? If you do not do these things, you surely are going to die a slow and painful death if you catch this highly pathogenic avian flu virus.

That is all for this PSA. As in all things, your life is in your hands.

P.S. And yes. You have to stop feeding those cute hummingbirds also. If ya notice, bird is in their name.